The SLA meeting had fallen to pieces. There was indignation permeating the crowd, as all of them wondered if the revolution that they had planned was based off of anything more than a lie...
Apocalypse was beside himself...He told his men that there were two John Doe's now. One that had to stay, and one that had to go. The poster in your hand, you must leave behind, and follow me. I'm going to commit suicide by jumping off of a glass yard table...a tall one.
He neared the ledge and all of a sudden, there seemed to be bright light from below. Wind sounds pervaded the air, although it had not been windy a minute before...
"Don't do this! This is stupid!" the Red Headed Skeletor said to Apocalypse...
"If I don't then this would all have been for nothing. I can make it all come true..."
He took the first step...
And plunged to his death...
The rest of them neared the edge in silence, John Doe sign held tight in their hands...
Mumbles fainted, but what do you expect from a man wearing a pink suit
Suddenly Red Headed Skeletor broke the silence...
"This is really stupid, folks. Can't we just go grab a few beers and get a pizza?"
They all agreed and threw their John Doe signs down to join the other John Doe who felt like he had to go...
Red Headed Skeletor said, "This whole thing was pretty gay to begin with...I mean...not that there's anything wrong with that...but it was a revolution based on a few songs we heard from a musical...what's up with that?"
With that, he hefted his sign over the edge as well.
"What's the next evil scheme, Skeletor?", Magneto asked...
"Dunno, Maggie. But now that all of this is over, we got a whole summer to think about it...for now, let's just go grab a cold one."
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